Woody Allen's seminal movie on bank robbery, readers may recall, was titled Take the Money and Run. It's a decent bet Phillip Trettin never saw that film. He's charged with taking the money. But he forgot to run.
The accused bank robber apparently made a very leisurely getaway. Right as he was exiting a bank on the 4600 block of Mission last week, a policeman called to the scene was walking in. The 50-year-old Trettin matched the description of the man witnesses saw pull off a bank heist. But what really gave him away was the "bag of cash" dangling in his hand.