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Monday, October 18, 2010

Tim Lincecum Is Ready for His Close-Up

Posted By on Mon, Oct 18, 2010 at 5:30 AM

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Television networks enjoy showing off their expensive toys come playoff time. With FOX, that often involves battling robots morphing into various shapes to convey inane statistics. But it also involves high-powered cameras likely developed during the Cold War and now utilized to unnerve home viewers with unwelcome close-ups of Bruce Bochy's visage.

Here's a statement that'll spark a full-scale war between baseball's lovers and haters: Baseball is a slow game. Let's just accept this. But while a three-and-a-half hour game can be a grind in May, the spectacular pressure of October baseball mitigates the delays. Contemplating the magnified consequences of each pitch, each swing, ratchets up the anxiety -- at least for fans. The networks, meanwhile, dial up the drama with a rapid series of pore-revealing close-ups between each pitch. And, in every way this postseason, Tim Lincecum is ready for his close-up.

Even casual baseball fans already knew Lincecum was a transcendent pitcher. But now, thanks to a barrage of close-ups that reveal he likely shaves once a month whether he needs to or not, they know more.

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They know he eerily resembles the character Wiley Wiggins played in Dazed and Confused. And they like that:

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So, keep up the good "work," Timmy. The nation has, apparently, grown accustomed to your face.

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.


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