According to a subsequent police report, a woman wearing "green pajama-type pants" grew enraged Monday morning when her bus driver refused to let her off mid-stop.
The 5-foot-6, 160-pound twentysomething did the mature thing and slapped the driver across the face. When he stopped the bus at San Bruno and Somerset, she ran like hell.
Sadly, eyewitnesses could not discern if she had any telltale designs -- Sponge Bob; Dora the Explorer -- on her pajama pants. She remains at large and underdressed.
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