When a Bay Area man -- who shall remain nameless, for now -- received the ticket for tonight's U.C. Berkeley-Nevada football game in Reno
, it came with the following stipulation from his Nevadan cousin: "You will not root for the Bears. End of discussion."
Naturally, the local's next move was to hop onto the Internet and purchase a bear suit. Even splurged for overnight delivery.
Come Monday -- assuming he survives -- we'll have the answer for you: Can a guy in a bear suit get into the Cal-Nevada game at Mackay Stadium in Reno?
This may be a bit harder than the Russian Tea Room
, by the way.
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