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Tuesday, August 24, 2010

Porn Spam Takes Turn For the Barbaric

Posted By on Tue, Aug 24, 2010 at 8:30 AM

click to enlarge 'She begged for more like this'
  • 'She begged for more like this'
Like everything, Spam goes through phases. Here at SF Weekly, we went through our Nigerian scam phase. Then we braved our Russian phase. And now, we appear to be going through the "disable a woman via barbaric sex" phase.

Here are some of the more visceral subject lines from the last week alone:

  • Turn into Incredible Hulk

  • Make her moan in pleasure every night

  • I scored her last night

  • Great ways to penetrate her

  • She begged for more like this

  • Larger is stronger is better

  • She will fondle your nerve endings

Nerve endings? We can only cross our legs and dread what phase our Spam will go through next.

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Joe Eskenazi

Joe Eskenazi

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Joe Eskenazi was born in San Francisco, raised in the Bay Area, and attended U.C. Berkeley. He never left. "Your humble narrator" was a staff writer and columnist for SF Weekly from 2007 to 2015. He resides in the Excelsior with his wife, 4.3 miles from his birthplace and 5,474 from hers.

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