Two male park-goers then intervened and the masturbator "ran away toward Prague," according to the police report. Prague the city is east; Prague the street is north.
Officers could find neither hide nor hair nor plaid shorts nor slippers of the alleged pervert -- though the victim claims his appearance rang a bell and he may live in the area. Excelsior residents: If you see a man with plaid shorts, slippers, and a green beanie, do not take the law into your own hands no matter what he takes into his own hands.
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