You're not always near a Dunkin' Donuts, however. While many East
Coasters have an inordinate fondness for the chain's coffee -- which is
great for mediocre coffee -- you won't find a Dunkin' in any of the
major cities of this state. Just as well; they're only giving away free donuts in Vegas this year, anyway. What happens in Vegas...
San Franciscans also aren't benefiting from any giveaways at Cinnabon, as there aren't any Cinnabons in this city. If you really must get a free cinnamon roll, you can always head to Daly City, though.
Finally, you can't get any "ice cream pizza" at MaggieMoo's, because the nearest one appears to be in Clovis.
Ice cream pizza? Pity the poor people of Clovis.
*An earlier version of this story noted that Starbucks' Web site doesn't have a store locater. Well, it does.