When the ancient Polynesians invented surfing, they often used a paddle to help them navigate. Fast-forward a few millennia, and Stand-Up Paddleboarding, or SUP, finds itself trendy again. Part of its increasing popularity is that standing upright allows surfers to spot waves more easily and thus catch more of them, multiplying the fun factor. Paddling back to the wave becomes less of a strain as well. The ability to cruise along on flat inland water, surveying the sights, is another advantage. Finally, its a good core workout. If youre sold on the idea, schedule an intro SUP lesson, free with board and paddle rental, and you may find yourself riding the waves like a Polynesian king.More
In the past 30 years, light artists have reimagined an art form that has always had the ability to turn the night sky, or a simple window, into luminescence. Last fall, the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts turned its southern glass wall into a parade of sound-sensing lights, Lightswarm, that changes with the movements of nearby people and things. Future Cities Lab, the San Francisco design company behind Lightswarm, has originated another notable light sculpture. Located by the YBCA's steps at 701 Mission, Murmur Wall will light up in arresting ways as it incorporates local trending search engine results and social media postings. Onlookers can offer their own contributions, which will feed into the Murmur Wall's data stream and light up the sculpture. What's trending in San Francisco? If you're walking by the YBCA, you can see firsthand — at least through light patterns that reflect the city's volatile internet habits.
Murmur Wall debuts Thursday at 6 p.m. and continues through May 31, 2017, at Yerba Buena Center for the Arts, 701 Mission St., S.F. Free; 415-978-2700 or ybca.org. More
For someone who lives in the downtown corridor — all right, the Tenderloin — the idea of going to Ocean Beach for pizza is rife with potential pratfalls: high Uber fares, lengthy Muni trips, ever-present fog, jet lag.
It's been a fascinating year in San Francisco, full of
such deep revelations. I think we've all learned a lot, and at this time of
year, when we reflect on how our lives went so horribly wrong, I think it's
good to take stock of the wisdom we've gained from the story of our fair city.
Lesson 1: the worse a crisis gets, the less likely something gets done about it.
San Francisco's current financial crisis could be seen from so far
away that the ancient Mayans put in on their calendar. For all our talk
about environmentalism and sustainability, it simply hasn't penetrated
that the way we run our city is obviously unsustainable.
We haven't just been ignoring the obvious, we've been defriending it
and deleting its contact information from our phones. This is why we're
constantly lurching from budget crisis to budget crisis for the same
damn reasons every year.
now, near the end of 2009, some baby steps are being taken to put San
Francisco back on an even keel. A serious look at ongoing budget cuts
is being presented (at least at the moment) by Mayor Gavin Newsom, and
a serious look at pension reform is being proposed (at least at the
moment) by Supervisor Sean Elsbernd.
It's an ironic fact of life that two of the least likable people in
City Hall are two of the people proposing some of the most serious
attempts to get our budget back on track. I think there's something
about being unpleasant that lends itself to effectiveness - but that's
just a theory.
The fact is that while these are noble efforts, they're too little
too late. For San Francisco to thrive we can't just cut our budget or
raise our taxes ... we have to reinvent government from top to bottom
so that it functions better, and smarter, for less. Right now San
Francisco's government has the IQ of an especially engaging squash ...
the kind of squash that made Einstein say "This looks delicious!" ...
and spending cuts and pension reform don't change that.
Nothing's happening because the size of the task is daunting and the
people whose toes would be stepped on to reinvent city government are
scary. But there's always an excuse. While we're happy to tell America
what to do about its economy, and the world how to save its
environment, we'll do anything to avoid even the simplest real
solutions to local government if they might impact our own city. The
bigger the crisis, the less gets done - often for the smallest reasons.
2: he who lives by Twitter dies by Twitter.
There's something appropriate about Gavin Newsom, a
virtual mayor if ever there was one, running a virtual campaign for governor.
One can't help but think, watching him on YouTube, that the medium truly is the
message in a way even Marshall McLuhan never intended. Yes, Gavin talks about
policies, but he talks about them the way other actors hold a cigarette: the
point isn't his policies, the point is that he's on YouTube. And Twitter. And
What did he want to do differently as governor, anyway? If
there was one central idea being promoted by the Newsom campaign (aside from
"I'm young!") it wasn't a policy stand, it was: "Follow me on
And people did. More than a million of them.
It's not that they didn't like what they saw - but
"followers" are a lot less valuable in the digital age than they have
been at any other time in history. There is no gravitas on Facebook, or
leadership: there are only trends and friends.
The Newsom campaign is the most solid experimental proof
we have that when you mix the digital world with the political, the rules of
the digerati drive the laws of politics off a cliff.
The lesson for politicians is that "followers"
and "friends" - another term that has lost significant value in the
information age - do not translate into votes. The principle ... that human
dynamics do not survive digitalization intact ... is one we should all take to
Lesson 3: on the job training doesn't
make for good governing.
I criticize the government a lot, so it behooves me
to admit at least once a year: I know this stuff ain't easy. Governing is hard.
Even in the best of circumstances, elected officials are
trying to balance interests that won't balance on the basis of incomplete
information in order to run a civic body with a lot of moving parts. In the
world we actually live in, it's hard to pay much attention to governing when
your paycheck depends on politics.
This doesn't mean we should keep our standards for
government low, but it does mean that we need to understand that even for
smart, capable, people the learning curve is steep: rare is the person who can
just step into government and be good at it.
That was proven again this year when the Progressive
faction, which controls the Board of Supervisors, appointed freshman
legislators to the two most powerful positions on the board: President, and
Chairman of the Budget Committee.
They appointed two good people. There's a growing
political consensus that Board President David Chiu has no soul - but no one
doubts that he's a very capable individual. Likewise, much of the San Francisco
chattering class is coming to the conclusion that Budget Committee Chairman
John Avalos is kind of a pushover - but everyone agrees that he knows his
budgets backwards and forwards.
Chiu, then, has the potential to be a very good board
president, and Avalos has the stuff of greatness in him as a Budget Committee
Chair - but their inexperience as elected officials dulled their virtues and
blunted their effectiveness. Their need for on the job training hurt their agenda.
What, after all, did the progressives really accomplish
this year on a practical level? Certainly they had the deck stacked against
them ... with a hostile mayor, a wafer thin majority, and a fiscal crisis the
size of the San Andreas fault: but the answer is still "nothing."
Perhaps they kept certain things from happening, and other things from getting
worse, but they didn't lay a single footprint down towards their ambitious
That's not their fault per
se: like I said, governing is tough and the deck was stacked against them.
But during crucial moments, they stumbled: David Chiu was never able to hold
together a coalition of progressives and moderates to make important practical
decisions (such as on MUNI's budget), and Avalos got rolled by the Mayor's
office when he tried to put progressive priorities into the budget: Avalos knew
the budget perfectly, but the Mayor's staff have been doing this for years.
These were not stumbles due to a lack of capacity - they
were rookie mistakes ... the kind rookies usually make however good they are.
The loss of institutional experience on the board - especially Tom Ammiano and
Aaron Peskin - hurt the progressives more than they thought it would.
I could just say two words, "Jerry Brown,"
and leave it at that. But it's worth noting that other politicians have emerged
from the ashes on a smaller yet still significant scale.
Chris Daly has fallen to rise again so many times you'd
think he's a circus acrobat; Gavin Newsom fell, and fell, and fell this year -
yet as the year ends, he appears poised to claw his way back into relevance.
His recent public appearances have been (by all accounts) good; his last rounds
of decisions made him look relevant and in charge; he's managed to restrict his
YouTube habit to 12 minute chunks, which, while boring, aren't so boring; and in suddenly giving a
shout-out to Beth Spotswood he demonstrated more sense of humor about himself
in 30 seconds than we've seen in the last three years. If he learns from that,
he could be formidable again.
Could this be a new Gavin Newsom? It's early yet, and my
inclination is to say no, but I wouldn't bet on it: comebacks happen.
There are other lessons from the year, of course, but our
fifth lesson "Boredom sets in quickly,"
prevents me from listing any others.
If you have any good ideas for lessons learned from 2009, however, please leave
them in the comments section: let me learn from you.
There are no more meetings, and I'll be taking a break until the Supervisors
return in 2010.
Sub Pop recording artists 'clipping.' brought their brand of noise-driven experimental hip hop to the closing night of 2016's San Francisco Electronic Music Fest this past Sunday. The packed Brava Theater hosted an initially seated crowd that ended the night jumping and dancing against the front of the stage. The trio performed a set focused on their recently released Sci-Fi Horror concept album, 'Splendor & Misery', then delved into their dancier and more aggressive back catalogue, and recent single 'Wriggle'.
Opening performances included local experimental electronic duo 'Tujurikkuja' and computer music artist 'Madalyn Merkey.'"