Skinny-dipping, a wholesome tradition asI'm not familiar with any famous paintings of skinny dipping (Ed.: Don't tell Thomas Eakins that!) nor have I ever felt particularly "hindered" by the few inches of spandex I usually haul into the water with me, but then again, I'm not a self identified nudist, so I know not of the trials they suffer.
old as mankind and frequently honored in art and movies, celebrates the
natural joy of plunging into water without hindrance of clothing.
dippers will be getting wet all over in no fewer than nine California
locations, including just outside Sacramento and Castro Valley.
But not in San Francisco!
seems tantamount to blasphemy to organize a national naked event and
overlook San Francisco, which is quite possibly -- oh, okay, I'm throwing
caution (and possibly several articles of clothing) to the wind and
declaring it -- THE CAPITAL OF NAKED EVENTS. Maybe a skinny dip seems
is possible that the AANR are Weatherists, eschewing our city for its
temperamental climate? Weather reports speculate that the weather in S.F.
on July 11 will be fair, with temperatures hitting a high of 68. So
there is like, totally, a chance the sun might shine for like, 40 minutes that day (not consecutively, of course.)
Or it might rain. Whatever. San Francisco doesn't need your wussy skinny dip, AANR!