Much has been made about how San Francisco's First Lady, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, undergoes a little bedroom bipartisanship
in her upcoming movie, The Trouble With Romance
. In fact, director Gene Rhee even promised that scenes of Siebel Newsom's character accommodating two suitors simultaneously will "create quite a stir."
It took the Weekly World News
-- the self-billed provider of the "World's Only Reliable News" -- to reveal just what will be so stirring. Apparently the first lady has executed a film first by hooking up with an alien -- and
Bigfoot! Or, as the intrepid WWN reporter put it
In the final act of the film, the two male protagonists are revealed
to be an alien and a Sasquatch! There is an epic battle playing out
that pits the two species against each other, complicated when both
characters fall in love with Newsom's character.
As is typically the case, the tension, and the rivalries, can only
be resolved in the bedroom with all three parties taking part.
Of course this is a crass generalization. You can't resolve sexual tension via group sex with just any
alien. It depends where they're from.
Other headlines in the WWN today: BAT BOY BLAMED FOR JOAQUIN'S BEHAVIOR; BOBBY JINDAL IS A ROBOT FROM THE FUTURE; and BAILOUT PACKAGE NEGLECTS ATHLETES
. The latter was penned by Shoeless Joe Jackson.
If you bullshit, he will come.