Downtown shoppers, commuters, and the ubiquitous statuesque blonde Scientology pamphleteers enjoyed the odors of a YMCA steam room and hopped over puddles of near-boiling water as steam workers pumped out flooded pipes today.
A pair of jumpsuited employees dodging traffic on Fourth and Market fired up a fire engine red electric pump roughly the size of a breadbox and a hose immediately responded with a persistant spurt of extremely hot water (trust us). The moist, super-heated atmosphere down below the manhole covers resulted in large clouds of steam billowing up from underground and enveloping the intersection.
The workers were simultaneously evasive and entertaining; when asked if they were pumping out flooded pipes one responded in a long, falsetto sing-song: "yeeeeeee-eeeeeessss!
" The two wouldn't say who they worked for, but directed queries to the writing on the side of their truck: NRG Steam
It may not be common knowledge, but a private company (not called PG&E) provides steam power to a two-square-mile section of downtown San Francisco -- that's roughly 170 buildings taking up 37 million square feet of space. Incidentally, this has been the case since the mid 1990s.
The flooded pipes are part of a 12-mile network weaving beneath San Franciscans' feet. See? Tom Waits was right. There really is a world going on underground