In this gayest of gift-giving seasons, what do we get that randy special someone without busting the bank? For thrifty San Francisco shoppers with friends in New York, the answer's a free calendar from a TV company. Time Warner Cable's entry into the beefcake calendar sweepstakes features glistening, come-hither-smiling, man-babe "cable installers," some with chests bared.
Step 1.) Check out this New York Daily News gallery
of the calendar images.
Step 2.) Call your friend in New York, ask if she's a cable subscriber, and explain your needs.
Step 3.) Have the friend log on to Time Warner's website
and sign up for a free calendar.-- Matt Smith