It's Monday, January 14th, and the invasion has begun. Be on the lookout for the doofy, the doughy — the Mac pack. The Macworld Expo starts tomorrow at Moscone Center. Apple CEO Steve Jobs wants to give you a shiny new tool for that grotesque utility belt you're developing, and no doubt you'll be fingering said tool on our MUNI by Wednesday. Well, we bide our time pretending to read the paper, knowing the tumor is metastasizing nicely in your right ball. Welcome to Your Monday Morning Hangover, I'm the web editor, David Downs.
SF Weekly went out and DID WORK this last weekend. We got:
-Pictures from the Shooting Gallery opening
-Pics from Upper Playground's Fifty24SF Presents "Letters to the Editor" By Ryan Jacob Smith, Cum*, Mario Wagner, Brent McHugh, Eine.
-Pictures fromWhite Walls SF with work by Alex Lukas, Chris Pew, and Amy Casey. Pictures by Josh from Creep Machine
-Plus, shots from the Black Heart Procession at Bottom of the Hill
-As well as coverage ofManicato at Mojito's
This week, we rule your monitor. Every day we have:
-Joe Eskenazi Investigating the Future of Investigative Journalism.
-Music and Apple news during our Macworld coverage on the Snitch.
-And Laser-Guided Awesome gathering life hacks for cheaper, easier more fun to use San Francisco.
And Every Monday:
SF Government InAction tells you what's going to happen this week at City Hall
The Lowbrow Art Sale curated by Josh from Creep Machine will help you max out that credit card on something other than PS3 games
And San Francisco Blogs so we cover it in a weekly feature called BetterKnowAnSFBlog.
Hot Comments on SF Weekly get some attention, and the SF Music Stream this week will include The Cool Kids and Dan Deacon.
We dissect the Most Popular on SFWeekly.com.
And this Friday:
We do the Friday Morning Pre-Party and learn of Christopher Hitchens' Next Ten Controversial Books, including "How The Missionary Position Ruins Everything."
Plus we'll be at:
Helluv more art shows, concerts, and bars, of course. Many bars. We're especially looking forward to freak folk beardo Devendra Banhart at MOMA this Thursday. We look forward to it so much -- we went out and established, for all time, The Top Ten Beards in Modern Music.
(Your Monday Morning Hangover hits at 9-ish a.m. every Monday morning with a weekend review, plus a weekly news and culture outlook, because we feel sorry for you clowns — driving your clown cars to your clown offices where you do clown work and lunch on clown food.)