(Make sure to walk your Yelper three times a day.)
We're running low on comments this week, so let's smack the beehive of retards that is Yelp.com for some easy comment honey. This week's sample-o-stupid comes from the "Bay Guardian vs. SF Weekly" thread, which includes numerous erroneous statements like this one from moron Maya S.
I am surprised by you yelpers. Don't you know that the Weekly is owned by ClearChannel? I've stopped reading them completely.Yes, Maya S., we are owned by a radio station conglomerate. All that shit about New Times starting in the '70s in Arizona as a reaction to the Kent State massacre, then growing "organically" into a nationwide media company that bought the SF Weekly in the '90s, and then the faltering Village Voice Media chain in the '00s — yeah, we made it up; because we are also Jews working secretly for the Mossad, in conjunction with the Illuminati and Starbucks. All your base are belong to us, you uneducated fucks. —David Downs
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