What do San Francisco, Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen and PETA all have In common? This ridiculously inane anti-fur video! In PETA's most absurd media offering to date "Hairy-Kate and Trashley Trollsen," are visited back in the Michelle Tanner days by Futureman, a smug douchebag in a pair of Oakleys who comes from the future to warn the Full House cast of the twins' future exploits into the world of murdering cute, defenseless animals for vanity.
It's sort of like Full House, only much, much worse. On the plus side, take a walk down memory lane and get that delightful theme song ("Everywhere you look!") stuck in your head all over again. You know you want to.
-- Brian Bernbaum