We toured the new Sundance Kabuki last week. The Chron got around to it today. In our parlance, that is known as, "firsties! Ditto for that American Geophysicists Union story we had on Monday and you have today. Oh, the sweet taste of firsties. Prepare for more shaming, giant Chron, with the "Twelve Dildos of Christmas — Kinky SF Gift Guide" coming up at noon.