Picture this: heated toilet seats, gender-specific adjustable spray wash (also heated) for your dripping bits, followed by a dryer and deodorizer. San Francisco startup Brondell is banking on America following Japan and other countries into the realm of widespread crotch and ass-spraying high-tech toilets.
According to the Chronicle, another model, the Kohler C-3 200, is lauded for its blue LED under the seat, for late night trips when you might plant your ass on the floor by accident or piss on the wall. Fancy right? Or you could try turning on the bathroom light. But there must be something to all this high-tech toilet talk. After all, Google uses them.
pic from the Chronicle
-- Brian Bernbaum