Have you heard about how America is doomed to stagnate under the burden of its aged? By 2050, one out of five people in this country will be over 65, and likely fending off hungry hordes of third-world youths.
But the LA Times now says about one out of four Chinese will be over 65 in 2050. Hah! F-you, China! Your tiger ball ointment longevity technique is no match for our Viagra pills and fMRIs. We will own you! -ed