"It's not a competition, but if it was: I won! Guess what? I'm okay with that! ... I want to thank everybody on Earth, everybody on Earth ... except Donald Sterling."
Justin Timberlake, won seven awards at the Billboard Music Awards -- and was pretty funny while he was doing it.
"All I wanna do is make it right.. All I wanna do is get you back tonight... I gotta get her go, get her go, get her go, get her back ... I gotta treat her right ... I never should have raised my voice or made you feel so small, I never should've asked you to do anything at all ..."
Robin Thicke lost his last shred of dignity at the Billboard Awards, singing a new song, "Get Her Back," clearly directed at his estranged wife, Paula Patton. Enough, already!
"So I'm looking at Tupac, and he's trying to yell back at Suge, and I'm asking him, 'Who shot you? What happened? Who did it?' ... but he's trying to yell at Suge. And I kept asking over and over, 'Who did this? Who shot you?' ... He looked at me and he took a breath ... And then the words came out: 'Fuck you.'"
Chris Carroll, a Las Vegas cop at the scene when Tupac was shot, just told a never-before-heard version of events to VegasSeven.com.
chugging Draino and "please kill me now" that I'd never get back. Sorry
we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in
this case the Village idiot) ... oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn't for a
while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public... See ya
on the way down... I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to
situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant..."
Sheen's girlfriend wanted to meet Rihanna when the singer happened to be
in the same restaurant as the couple, but Rihanna said no, blaming
paparazzi. Mr. Sheen subsequently hit Twitter. Hard.
And finally, let's all take a moment to be horrified by the fact that everyone in the joyous video below has been arrested by Iranian authorities for parodying Pharrell's "Happy" video. Tehran's police chief called it "a vulgar clip which hurt public chastity" (because it features the uncovered hair of women). Massive sad face: