Short of a zombified Kurt Cobain rising from the grave in Lolita shades to sing "Heart Shaped Box" to a bunch of kids raised on Miley Cyrus and sexting, we're pretty sure this '90s revival thing has now gotten as crazy-ridiculous as it can get:
Ladies and gentlemen, Soundgarden is going on a reunion tour.
It will be the first Soundgarden tour in 14 years -- the first since Audioslave, since vocalist Chris Cornell's solo project (which came to S.F. this week!), and since you cut off those greasy grunge-kid locks around '98. (Don't ya wish you had 'em now?)
If nothing else, we bet it'll be loud. And since the Mars Volta is opening, it'll definitely be hairy.