As we all know, rock gods are a vital piece of the world's
cultural fabric. Think of how much duller Earth would be if Iggy Pop hadn't
developed a lust for life, David Lee Roth had never jumped, and Def Leppard had
never prompted hysteria. The world needs more rock gods. But how do you become
one with no financial backing? Fear not! Wendy Stonehenge is frontman of flamboyant
East Bay rock 'n' roll outfit Glitter Wizard -- and he and his bandmates are here to help.
their hand-me-downs. Be sure to wash everything twice, in hot water,
every night of the week. Grab a bite to eat and then go catch Hot Lunch or
system with his security where he divided the audience into an imaginary
grid. If a woman caught his eye, he'd give his staff her coordinates and
they'd deliver a backstage pass. Fortunately, we don't need to go to so
much trouble at the Hemlock."
in the morning she's gonna expect breakfast, and that doesn't fit into our
budget. The best trick is to start talking about your latest D&D
campaign. As soon as she hears the word 'Dungeonmaster,' her eyes glaze
over and she can't get out of there fast enough."
the dollar menu on tour."
Bay is a lot cooler than you think."
Wagon if you want to join us for a drink between bands. Just make sure the
drummer doesn't drink too much bourbon, or he may quit the band (true story)."
Topo, on Friday, May 6, at Café Du Nord. 8:30 p.m.,