as it turned out, I had a pineapple epiphany! Pineapple Jarritos goes
GREAT with Mission Burger's vegan burger! The patty has some vaguely
tropical stuff in it or on it, so it turned out to be a perfect fit.
Pineapple is the shit! I pondered this for the whole rest of the
afternoon and into the night, having never been a huge piña fan. I dreamed of pineapple and reconsidered its standing. I recalled the Dole Whip. I recalled how it's fun to eat spears of things -- because you get to say you're eating a spear of something.
imagine my surprise when, on the way to work the very next morning,
as I passed Duc Loi (home of Mission Burger), I spied a giant Skyy
Vodka ad celebrating the glory that is pineapple -- AND it had been
recently defaced with great skill and artfulness by vandals
intent on FURTHER CELEBRATING THE AFOREMENTIONED GLORY. By infiltrating
this big colorful ad with their big colorful fill-in, they've turned
this billboard into a bona fide work of art. Most important, all sides
agree: Pineapple is the JAM!