4. Watch TV. It's cold comfort, we know, but perhaps the antics of
Kathie Lee and Hoda on the Today Show might create a vortex of hate so
Call your friends. On the phone. Not your Twitter friends, but your
real friends. The ones who would lend you money or help you move. Those
8. Obsessively refresh your Twitter page. You're going
to do this anyway, so we might as well include it in the list. You
can't argue with the weather, as Robert Heinlein was fond of saying.
9. Drink. Hey, it's 10 a.m. somewhere, amirite?
Porn. It's always been there for you, hasn't it? Porn never lets you
down - not like that bastard of a social thing Twitter. But OMG, if
Porn is ever the victim of a vicious DoS attack we are all screwed.
Metaphorically. See what we did there?
*guy in a van on 26th and Mission.