For your Friday morning entertainment: frequent SF Weekly contributer Ben Westhoff has responded to Usher's "Love in This Club" with a little love note of his own: a list of all the reasons "Why I can't make love in this club." A sampling here:
1. Just made love in this club with Young Jeezy an hour ago. Still tired.
2. I'm into having sex, I ain't into making love. But come give me a
hug if you're into getting rubbed.
3. Refuse to go all the way with someone until I've known them for at least two songs.
And the full mash note here. -- Jennifer Maerz