Music news from the Beast's Tummy:
1) Though we live in an era during which Elvis Costello hawks VISA Signature and Prince performs at Macy's, you should be aware that this is Justin Timberlake's world, goddamnit, and we only live in it.
2) Big Fucking Shocker of the Day:No one's buying CDs.
3) Not-So-Big Shocker of the Day: George Michael has pleaded guilty to "driving while unfit," which sounds too silly to even make shit up about.
Just thought you should know.