Supervisor Chris Daly announced this week that he has purchased a home in Fairfield, where his family will live. Why has he made this decision?
Doesn't want his kids to turn out like his constituents
Needs to protect his family from his enemies among the housing activists
Felt his interests were poorly represented by Chris Daly
Hey, he dropped out of Duke, too
Fairfield offers diversity that San Francisco lacks
Finally, he can get away from the incessant tabloid reporting of Fog City Journal
One homeless man in a drug-induced haze crapping on the sidewalk too many
This way he can contribute personally to San Francisco's tourism economy
Wants to live someplace where his vote against Gavin Newsom will count
Mandatory composting? Screw that!
Thinks Fairfield can be made shittier