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Top Ten Totally Lame Last-Minute Halloween Costumes 

We’ve all been there. It’s 7:38 p.m. on the night of the party, and you’re just staring in the closet, trying to figure out something quick. Here’s what not to do.

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You go, girl. Go right back in the house and get yourself a real costume. Heres a tip: If your getup is something youd normally wear on a Tuesday, it doesnt count.
Ah, we get it. Youre a businessman, and youre evil. Even though this costume is kinda relevant, what with the impending Even Greater Depression, it still looks like you bought those devil horns at the Quickie Mart on the way to the party.
We bet you were planning this one for weeks. It might be scary to the dude who wakes up next to you, but thats about it.
Well give you two points for cutting holes so you wont suffocate, but were gonna deduct five for being the lamest ghost ever and another 3,862 for looking a little too much like a raging racist.
Thanks to our nations dropout rate, at least you can rest assured knowing only 80 percent of the population has considered this one before.
Um, no, its not. Its just you, being your regular lame-ass self.
The toilet paper mummy, huh? Heres hoping you pass out in downtown and provide a homeless person with some much needed quilted comfort.
What do we have here? Hair pulled back? Fancy glasses? Youre trying to be Sarah Palin, arent you? This is gonna be the last-minute go-to costume for practically every brunette we know, so youd better do it right. Were talking hockey jersey, pit bull lipstick, fake Down Syndrome baby in one hand, velvet painting of Jesus riding a dinosaur in the otherfunny grammar also.
Youre a doctor! Youre a killer! Youre a killer doctor! You totally didnt just borrow your friends scrubs and add fake blood!
Really, dude. Throwing on a wig and dress is not a costume, unless youre going all meta and are actually pretending to be a frat boy pretending to be a drag queen. Well give gay guys a pass on this, as they all have to go in drag at least once, but any respectable homosexual would put forth a lot more effort on his looks.
You go, girl. Go right back in the house and get yourself a real costume. Heres a tip: If your getup is something youd normally wear on a Tuesday, it doesnt count.
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