Selvin Watch: Down, Boy As a public service to our readers -- or perhaps as a beginner's lesson in punching up your writing with sexist prose -- below we reprint the first two paragraphs of veteran Chron pop music critic Joel Selvin's Dec. 16 live review of Fiona Apple at the Warfield. A raging, virile Selvin was obviously handcuffed by the niceties of the mainstream press in crafting this extraordinary review; we feel our version -- with but one key noun/pronoun substitution -- captures the musky nature of the writer's intentions. (J.S.)
All gushy and giggly, Sex Kitten surveyed her audience, hand on hip. "I'm in a mood tonight," Sex Kitten told the Warfield audience. What kind of mood Sex Kitten didn't say.
Sex Kitten's "Criminal" video, in which Sex Kitten crawls around half naked, launched the 20-year-old Sex Kitten to MTV stardom and finally boosted sales of Sex Kitten's nearly year-old album. But for this show Sex Kitten was mainly clothed, wearing pants, a skirt and a purple tank top that revealed a pierced belly button when Sex Kitten held her arms over Sex Kitten's head. Sex Kitten is a modern-day Lolita.
We Got the Beat DJ culture is a lot like being in the Navy: Going to battle takes years of training on expensive equipment, and finding a woman on deck is becoming more common every day. But in the clubs as in the Navy, presence isn't synonymous with respect. Women DJs are constantly up against promoters who slate the females to side rooms, or give them crappy time slots. "Things are improving for women DJs," says DJ Annie, aka XJS. "We're getting much more respect, but it's definitely still a boys' club." For the DJs at "Sister," a new Monday night party at Cat's Alley, respect is fundamental. DJ Annie says she and her partners -- DJs Polywog, Charlotte the Baroness, and Kristen -- started the weekly party this month as an answer to the boys'-club mentality and to provide a place for women to get plenty of time on deck. Each week "Sister" showcases a different genre of club music -- hip hop and house; drum 'n' bass and jungle -- spun by a who's who list of old- and new-school women DJs. With several years of DJ experience, both Charlotte the Baroness and Polywog have the skills to cut their way through a stack of vinyl from almost any era and style. The other residents, DJs Kristen and Annie, have equal ability, but they both opt for new-school records. Special guest DJs are invited each week, and while the club caters to female DJs, there's no gender line. "It's all about getting the girls out there," says Annie. "We're not anti-male, it's just that we want to give women fair recognition." Indeed, on Dec. 1, "Sister" 's opening night, three of the best male hip-hop DJs on the planet called the promoters to see if they could get on the bill. The promoters were wary at first, but the boys -- Cut Chemist from Los Angeles and Radar and Z-Trip from Arizona -- said they would bend a little if the promoters would. The three showed up at the SOMA club decked out in dresses, fingernail polish, and flamboyant wigs. Annie says "Sister" now has a precedent. "If the boys want to spin here they will have to be in drag and should expect to get the worst slot," she says. Meanwhile, "Sister" will continue to break down stereotypes and prove that a woman's place is most definitely in the house. (R.A.)
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