Corteo. Clowns are at the very heart of Cirque du Soleil's new touring show, and they take on many forms: There are giant clowns, midget clowns, and clowns in bright, baggy clothes who rampage through the audience, soaking people with fake tears that sprout like garden sprinklers from their eyes. Balanced against all the tomfoolery, though, is a serene, mystical realm. This alternate universe is epitomized by Jean Rabasse's lush, Baroque set design (the hand-painted watercolor curtains, in particular, wouldn't look out of place in a major art museum) and a panoply of ethereal angels who appear in the stratosphere every now and again, quietly watching over the artists, even assisting them on occasion. But despite all the comedy and aesthetic beauty of the production, director Daniele Finzi Pasca's creation of a glittering world that exists somewhere between heaven and Earth, just beyond human reach, is rooted in the abilities of the company's incredible performers. Through Dec. 31 at SBC Park, Third Street & Terry A. Francois, S.F. Tickets are $31.50-200; call (800) 678-5440 or visit www.cirquedusoleil.com. (Chloe Veltman) Reviewed Nov. 30.
The Tribute to Frank, Sammy, Joey & Dean. Sandy Hackett's swingin' tribute to the Rat Pack takes us back to a time when men wore tuxedos in the desert, women could be one of two things (a lady or a tramp), and Celine Dion was just a golden apple in Las Vegas' hungry eye. Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr., Joey Bishop, and Dean Martin are brought back to life by God -- and the talents of a quartet of impersonators -- for one more night of highballing at the Sands Hotel. The concert-style production, featuring a live 12-piece band, perfectly captures the spirit of a long-lost era -- from Johnny Edwards' glossy Dean Martin pompadour to what would now be considered terribly un-PC gaffs about black Jews. These particular tribute artists aren't necessarily dead ringers for Frank and company, but if you close your eyes and listen to Brian Duprey's silk-voiced renditions of "My Way" and "Come Fly With Me," you almost feel like you've been transported, martini in hand, to another time and place. In an open-ended run at the Post Street Theatre, 450 Post (at Powell), S.F. Tickets are $37-69; call 771-6900 or visit www.poststreettheatre.com. (Chloe Veltman) Reviewed Aug. 24.
Actors Run Wild! The Next Stage, 1620 Gough (at Bush), Trinity Episcopal Church, 333-6389.
After Dark New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972.
Aga-Boom Alcazar Theater, 650 Geary (at Leavenworth), 441-4042.
Agnes of God Randall Museum Theater, 199 Museum (at Roosevelt), 554-9600.
Alamat Diego Rivera Theater/CCSF, 50 Phelan (at Judson), 239-3100.
Are We Almost There? Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 931-8385.
BATS Sunday Players: Micetro Fort Mason, Bldg. B, Marina & Buchanan, 474-6776.
Beach Blanket Babylon Club Fugazi, 678 Green (at Powell), 421-4222.
Bent Theatre Rhinoceros, 2926 16th St. (at South Van Ness), 861-5079.
Beyond Therapy Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 931-8385.
Big City Improv Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 931-8385.
Cabaret The Ashby Stage, 1901 Ashby (at MLK Jr.), Berkeley, 510-841-6500.
California Palm Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 931-8385.
A Celebration of Silliness Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 931-8385.
Christmas Ballet Yerba Buena Center for the Arts Theater, 700 Howard (at Third St.), 978-2787.
A Christmas Carol American Conservatory Theater, 415 Geary St. (at Mason), 749-2228.
Cinderella Zeum Theater, 221 Fourth St. (at Howard), 777-2800.
Cirque Do Somethin' The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.
Comedy Improv at Your Disposal Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 510- 595-5597.
Crumble (Lay Me Down, Justin Timberlake) La Val's Subterranean Theater, 1834 Euclid (at Hearst), Berkeley, 510-234-6046.
Drive My Coche El Teatro de la Esperanza, 2940 16th St. (at South Van Ness), 338-1341.
Emperor Norton: A New Musical Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission (at 18th St.), 401-7987.
False Servant Exit Theatre on Taylor, 277 Taylor (at Ellis), 673-3847.
The Foreskin of Christ Off-Market Theater, 965 Mission (at Fifth St.), 896-6477.
GayProv Off-Market Studio, 965 Mission (at Fifth St.), 896-6477.
"Great Broadway Sing-Along" Jewish Community Center of San Francisco, 3200 California (at Presidio), 292-1200.
High Standards New Conservatory Theatre Center, 25 Van Ness (at Market), 861-8972.
"Holiday Shorts III" Phoenix Theatre, 414 Mason (at Geary), Suite 601, 989-0023.
The Hopper Collection Blue Bear Performance Hall, Fort Mason, Bldg. D, Marina & Buchanan, 885-5678.
House of Blue Leaves Actors Theatre San Francisco, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 296-9179.
"Intrigue in the Mansion: Murder Mystery Dinner" The Archbishop's Mansion, 1000 Fulton (at Steiner),563-7872.
La Llorona CounterPULSE, 1310 Mission (at Ninth St.), 626-2060.
Let It Snow! Phoenix Theatre, 414 Mason (at Geary), Suite 601, 989-0023.
Love, Chaos & Dinner Pier 29, Embarcadero (at Battery), 273-1620.
Lucky Rake Noh Space, 2840 Mariposa (at Florida), 621-7978.
Marius Aurora Theatre, 2081 Addison (at Shattuck), Berkeley, 510-843-4822.
Menopause the Musical Theatre 39 at Pier 39, 2 Beach (Beach & Embarcadero), 433-3939.
Monday Night Improv Jam Off-Market Theater, 965 Mission (at Fifth St.), 368-9909.
Monday Night Marsh The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.
Noh Christmas Carol Noh Space, 2840 Mariposa (at Florida), 621-7978.
Nutcracker Nutz & Boltz The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.
Pantease: The CounterPulse Burlesque Revue CounterPULSE, 1310 Mission (at Ninth St.), 626-2060.
Porcelain Exit Stage Left, 156 Eddy (between Taylor & Mason), 673-3847.
Safe Words - Loud Silences: The Shorts Project Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 931-8385.
"Viva Variety" Buriel Clay Theater, 762 Fulton (at Webster), for more information, call 863-0741.
White Christmas Orpheum Theater, 1192 Market (at Eighth St.), 512-7770.
Zero Cabaret CounterPULSE, 1310 Mission (at Ninth St.), 626-2060.