Because of a budget shortfall, city officials are tightening traffic regulations and have told parking cops to issue more tickets. What can people now be ticketed for?
Failure not just to "observe" a stop sign, but to really look at it and take it in
Thinking about answering a cellphone
Parking in a parking zone
Not bicycling righteously enough
Texting while driving, walking, or leaning
Even considering a towaway zone
Laughing at people on Muni
Failure to parallel park "like you mean it"