007 James Bond in Ladykiller: Live: New play by Jim Fourniadis. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. Continues through March 26. $20. Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission (at 18th St.), 401-7987.
40 Pounds in 12 Weeks: A Love Story: Pidge Mead's solo performance about weight loss, body issues, parental relationships, and the dynamics of friendship. Fridays, Saturdays. Continues through March 26. $15-$50. The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.
7 SINS ... One More Time!: Solo performance by comedian James Judd. Starting March 11. Fridays, Saturdays; Fridays-Sundays. Continues through April 10. $24.81-$40. Exit Theatre, 156 Eddy (at Taylor), 673-3847.
Bay One Acts Festival: Local theater. Wednesdays-Sundays, 7 p.m. Continues through March 26. $20-$32. www.bayoneacts.org. Boxcar Theatre, 505 Natoma (at Sixth St.), 776-1747.
Beach Blanket Babylon: Steve Silver's musical revue spoofs pop culture with extravagant costumes. Wednesdays-Sundays. $25-$130. Club Fugazi, 678 Green (at Powell), 421-4222.
Big City Improv: Actors take audience suggestions and create comedy from nothing. Fridays, 10 p.m. $15-$20. www.bigcityimprov.com. Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 882-9100.
The Business: A Comedy Show: With Chris Garcia, Sean Keane, Alex Koll, and Bucky Sinister. Wednesdays, 8 p.m. $5. Dark Room Theater, 2263 Mission (at 18th St.), 401-7987.
Hermes: Nude Men Productions stage Bennett Fisher's play about a group of derivative traders aiming to benefit from the Greek financial crisis. Thursdays-Saturdays. Continues through March 26. $5-$25. Exit Theatre, 156 Eddy (at Taylor), 673-3847.
The Homecoming: Play by Harold Pinter about a father and son competing for the affection of the son's wife. Tuesdays-Sundays. Continues through March 27. $7.50-$69. American Conservatory Theater, 415 Geary (at Mason), 749-2228.
Three Plays by Will Eno: Cutting Ball Theater stages three short plays by Will Eno: Lady Grey, Intermission, and Mr. Theatre Comes Home Different. Starting March 11. Thursdays-Sundays. Continues through April 10. $15-$50. Exit Theatre on Taylor, 277 Taylor (at Ellis), 673-3847.
A Little Crazy: Improvised short scenes and one longer play that incorporates audience input. March 11-12. $12-$15. Stage Werx, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 730-3433.
Loveland: Solo show by Ann Randolph. Fridays, Saturdays. Continues through March 26. $20-$100. The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.
Monday Night Marsh: On select Mondays a different lineup of musicians, actors, performance artists, and others takes the stage at this regular event that's hosted local celebs like Josh Kornbluth and Marga Gomez in the past; see www.themarsh.org for a lineup of future shows. Mondays. $7. The Marsh, 1062 Valencia (at 22nd St.), 826-5750.
Obscura: A Magic Show: Christian Cagigal's one-person narrative involving magic and audience participation. Fridays, Saturdays. Continues through April 16. $15-$25. Exit Theatre, 156 Eddy (at Taylor), 673-3847.
The Oldest Profession: Paula Vogel's play about five women in their 70s. Starting March 12. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m.; Sundays, 3 p.m.; Mondays, 8 p.m.; Sat., April 9, 3 p.m. Continues through March 21. $10-$25. Brava Theater Center, 2781 24th St. (at York), 641-7657.
Secret Improv Society: Underground improvisational theater. Saturdays, 10 p.m. $15. Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 882-9100.
Shopping! The Musical: Songs and sketches about shopping. Fridays, Saturdays, 8 p.m. $23-$29. www.shoppingthemusical.com. Shelton Theater, 533 Sutter (at Powell), 882-9100.
Tony 'n' Tina's Wedding: Saturdays, 7 p.m.; Fridays, 7 p.m. $88.50-$115.50. www.tonyandtinasanfrancisco.com. Swiss Louis Restaurant at Pier 39, 2 Beach (at Embarcadero), 421-2913.
Upper Cut Improv Showcase: Improv and sketch comedy. Fridays, 7 p.m. $5. San Francisco Comedy College, 414 Mason (at Geary), 921-2051.