After a series of violent incidents last year, the city's Entertainment Commission is considering strict new rules to enforce security at San Francisco nightclubs. What are the proposed rules?
Photo IDs will need to be 20 percent more convincing
Each club must prominently post proof that it is protected by a mob family
"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all" rule
Club patrons should be heavily armed so no one will mess with them
Customers will have to remove shoes before entering the club
Get rid of video surveillance cameras: they only attract reality TV contestants
Everyone must swear to abide by the honor code