Lately, the local press — including SF Weekly — has lavished much attention on Leland Yee. What have we learned about the front-running mayoral candidate?
He was president of his high school pandering club
His breath smells like lilacs and kittens
He is the first Chinese-American to claim credit for being the first Chinese-American to claim credit
He is never afraid to do the convenient thing
He believes that in America, if you work hard and are talented, you can fool most of the people most of the time
He tries not to help any more people than he absolutely must to win elections
He wants to know if you're wearing a wire