Supervisor David Chiu has introduced legislation that will forbid tour buses from using loudspeakers. What were tour buses doing to warrant this ban?
Trash-talking to Muni buses
Spending the entire ride through the Castro saying, "Eeeew! They're kissing!"
Complaining about potholes
Giving out spoilers to TV episodes people in North Beach haven't seen
Using the phrase "dirty hippies" more than five times in 60 seconds
Explaining the city's structural deficit
Discussing how difficult it is to find a place to park
Demanding that homeless people dance
Complaining about the weather
Taking people from red states seriously