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List: Signs you are a bad cop 

Wednesday, Sep 8 2010
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The San Francisco Police Department is reviewing the backgrounds of police officers to see whether they have problems that would prevent them from testifying in cases. If you are a cop in San Francisco, here are some potential issues that might be problematic.

• You abuse the "free doughnut" privilege

• You've used the "I meant to fire my Taser" excuse a dozen times already

• Dirty Harry is your professional role model

• You think Dan White got a raw deal

• Your hobbies include setting things that belong to your ex-wife on fire

• You commit more crimes than you stop

• You use the evidence room for recreational purposes

• Your nickname is "Shooter"

• You consistently refuse to be the Gavin's wingman when you're on mayoral security detail

• You've illegally rigged the electrical box on your growhouse

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