Political interest groups have recently discussed replacing San Francisco district elections with a new system for selecting city supervisors. What are some other ways of selecting our city officials?
Voting will be replaced by a Facebook quiz
There's no need for elections, since nobody really lives here anymore
Just Google "San Francisco city supervisor." Whoever comes up is in charge
Forget it. We'll cancel the city and split the $6.5 billion budget among ourselves
We'll finally admit that the tourists are running things
Whoever stops the war in Iraq wins
If we just discuss this long enough, we'll come to a consensus