This week, the Board of Supervisors formally began picking a mayor to serve out the rest of Gavin Newsom's term. How will the board make its selection?
Whoever comes up with the craziest thing to ban next wins
They will use a complicated mathematical formula to determine who will piss off Gavin Newsom and Chris Daly equally
Appoint a committee to draft a report no one will read — and then it will be time for the election
Check to see whether any journalists have written on the subject
Whatever makes the Internet happy
An amazing race
A series of inevitable lawsuits will eventually determine the winner