Last week, San Francisco banned high-sugar sodas from vending machines on city property as part of a campaign against obesity. What other anti-obesity measures is the city planning to take?
Encouraging protesters at City Hall to jog clockwise around the building instead of standing in front of it
Establishing a Takeout Review Board to ask if you really need those egg rolls
A new law requiring that one-third of all burritos sold be veggie
Revising antipanhandling ordinances so that street beggars are legally allowed to ask, "Are you going to eat that?"
Chris Daly to release Cursing to the Oldies workout DVD
Any dessert orders must be approved by the City Operations and Neighborhood Services Committee
Wrecking Muni service so much that people prefer to walk
Letting the Hamburglar out of jail
Asking bicyclists to stop being such self-righteous pricks, so that other people might consider being bicyclists, too
Adding an exercise requirement to jury duty
A new advertising campaign with the slogan "Food: The silent killer"