The long-awaited and sometimes controversial Whole Foods has opened in the Upper Haight. What steps is the chain store taking to blend in with the local Haight-Ashbury culture?
Shirt? Shoes? No service
All produce must be picked up off the ground and declared "okay"
Spices come in dime bags
Store managers really, really hate the war
Bulk food section looks even better when you're stoned
Cashiers ask you to put the money in their guitar cases
Janitor has a pit bull
Cops ask you to move if you're sitting in the aisles
Shopping carts are already filled with cans, sleeping bag
Something smells like urine