Gavin Newsom has recently repeated his claim — first made to The New York Times — that there's more to the story of his affair with Ruby Rippey-Tourk, the wife of his then-best friend, Alex Tourk. What more information could there possibly be?
The sex wasn't very good.
The world has not yet seen her real hair color.
There's a sex tape: After showing brief intercourse, it's seven and a half hours of Gavin explaining how he's kept his promises.
He pressed the panic button under his desk and she came in with a tray of Jell-O shots.
They did it on Chris Daly's desk.
It wasn't really Gavin. It was his evil twin brother, Nivag, who actually has some pretty good ideas about economic development and land use.
The whole time, they were both thinking about Alex Tourk.
The $10,000 Rippey-Tourk received from the city after her affair with the mayor wasn't a payoff, it was a gift.
Newsom ended the affair after she asked him a question that hadn't been cleared by the press office first.
Nobody's heard about his thing with her mom yet.
He likes big butts and he cannot lie.