Last week, Bill Clinton formally endorsed San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom for governor of California. Why is Clinton offering Newsom this critical support?
Narcissistic personalities tend to attract one another.
Newsom promised Clinton the secret to eternally youthful hair.
Clinton really, really supports Newsom's position on the issues — or will, should Newsom take one.
Jerry Brown is, like, old and stuff.
Clinton is a ventriloquist.
Newsom campaigned for Hillary in the Democratic primaries, so Bill owes him a futile gesture.
The Clintons thought about it as a couple, and decided they wanted to buy a governor.
California campaign events are great places to meet hippie chicks.
They both have the same vision for California: as a mattress full of campaign cash.
Clinton, who worked his way up from nothing, likes making pretty boys who coasted on their daddy's connections kiss his ass in front of people.
Shared history: Turns out they once both did the same flight attendant.
Newsom promised he'd let Clinton talk all he wants on YouTube.