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At the advent of the 20th century, Frederick Taylor devised time-motion studies so that factory managers could extract maximum output from their worker bees. In these fin-de-siecle days, political leaders, from Bill Clinton to Frank Jordan, are employing the same method to increase their output. A former investment banker hired by Clinton has increased by 62 percent -- they can measure this stuff -- the amount of "thinking time" the prez spends crafting new policies. Here at home, Jordan had a consultant tag along with him March 2 to figure out how he wasted his time. The consultant, Robert Gerber from the firm Deloitte & Touche, hasn't drafted an efficiency blueprint for the mayor yet. But the question arises: Is more Jordan "thinking time" a good thing?
Jack Shafer, George Cothran