"It's no secret anymore! I've always been a little black girl trapped in the body of a big white bear — and now I'm letting her out!" says local disco DJ Bus Station John. Perhaps best known for his seamy, disco-driven Tubesteak Connection bathhouse revival parties, the past year has seen him move in a new, albeit related direction with the party Love Will Fix It. Designed to show off an extensive collection of late '70s and early '80s R&B (think Chaka Khan and Shalamar), it's an intimate affair with soulful music, enthusiastic dancers, and — perhaps most importantly — no cell phones. As the man says, "Come loosen yer caboose, shake yer rump to the funk, and let love fix it!"