Burning Man is just days away. How are you preparing?
Scraping North Face logos off new camping gear.
Burning roommate's art.
Persuading parents not to attend this year.
Concealing narcotics in friend's Winnebago.
Homebrewing swine flu vaccine.
Converting Audi engine to biodiesel.
Musing on benefits of open relationships when partner is in the room.
Living in sandbox.
Meeting with drug procurement and concealment teams for Operation Let's Get Fuuuucked Up.
Buying carbon credits to offset the 50 gallons of gas you'll consume.
Trying out pickup lines on North Baker Beach.
Securing corporate sponsors for anticapitalist playa art fundraiser.
Testing penis pumps.
Practicing saying "We're living in an alternate society" without cracking up.
Thinking you might start a Burning Man blog, because people will really want to read that.