1096 S. Van Ness Ave., 415-341-1080
Stop trying to sneak liquor onto miniature golf courses designed for children’s birthday parties — grow up and go to Urban Putt. The hi-tech 14-hole indoor miniature golf course, restaurant, and bar is in the heart of the Mission District. The course replicates earthquakes, roulette, and an Archimedes’ screw, giving your balls a ride they’ll never forget. Anyone under 21 years old gets kicked off the course at 8 p.m. so the rest of us can drink up while arguing with our friends about whether or not they have to count that as a stroke (pro tip: You do. Stop cheating).