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Culture, The Exhibitionist <em>Cat Daddy</em> Jackson Galaxy Sees Your A**hole Cat, Raises You 45 Kisses

Cat Daddy Jackson Galaxy Sees Your A**hole Cat, Raises You 45 Kisses

Anyone who has lived with an asshole cat knows the look: pupils dilated, ears folded back, tail snapping from side to side like a metronome. Without warning, this fearsome (but soft and cuddly and so fucking cute) predator hunkers down…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Tori Spelling's Party Planning: Details Matter, Calories Don't

Tori Spelling's Party Planning: Details Matter, Calories Don't

After reading celebraTORI, professional famous person Tori Spelling's 275-page Pinterest post about "unleashing your inner party planner to entertain friends and family," I am somewhat surprised to report that my inner party planner does, in fact, exist, and that it…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Vomiting into the Bermuda Triangle: Five Lessons in Unemployment

Vomiting into the Bermuda Triangle: Five Lessons in Unemployment

I have been unemployed for the past seven months. During this time I've discovered that applying for jobs feels a lot like vomiting into the Bermuda Triangle: Every day, countless resumes, applications, and cover letters -- and the hours spent…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Five Things to Expect When You Quit Being Such an Unrepentant Drunk

Five Things to Expect When You Quit Being Such an Unrepentant Drunk

In our early to mid-20s, most of us probably experienced what is euphemistically known as a "lost weekend." These temporary nosedives into extreme excess are frequently characterized by Jager shots with PBR chasers, beer pong, public nudity, making out with…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Science Says My Cat Might Be Slowly Poisoning Me ... And I'm Cool With That

Science Says My Cat Might Be Slowly Poisoning Me ... And I'm Cool With That

Dear Jaroslav Flegr, The other night I went to dinner with a friend, and while she was in the restroom I ate half of her sweet potato fries and then denied it. After I left the restaurant, I backed into…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Five Quick and Easy Ways to Make Valentine's Day Suck Less

Five Quick and Easy Ways to Make Valentine's Day Suck Less

On a "holiday" intended to celebrate lovers, even relatively happy and well-adjusted single people can't help but feel a little left out. Here's a quick and easy checklist of five ways you can make the VD suck less. 5. Masturbate.…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist 5 Tips for Feeling Like You've Accomplished Something By 30

5 Tips for Feeling Like You've Accomplished Something By 30

I know it's bad form, but sometimes I still want to eat as much junk food as possible as quickly as possible. Last night, for example, while in line at the grocery store, I wanted to grab as many Kit…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Five Tips for Becoming a Karaoke Superstar: Be Drunk, Don't Sing Jewel, and More

Five Tips for Becoming a Karaoke Superstar: Be Drunk, Don't Sing Jewel, and More

As you strive to improve yourself in the new year, in addition to crap like running on the treadmill, not eating in bed, only wearing sweatpants at home and sometimes to the grocery store, and doing laundry more than once…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist The Five Ingredients of Shitty Chick Flicks ... And How to Fix Them

The Five Ingredients of Shitty Chick Flicks ... And How to Fix Them

After my most recent breakup, my best friends insisted we drink wine and watch Sex and the City: The Movie. I was hesitant, anticipating a steaming pile of cinematic heartbreak with the obligatory wedding on top, but I was too…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Crafting with Cat Hair: Not Just for Crazy Cat Ladies

Crafting with Cat Hair: Not Just for Crazy Cat Ladies

When I was a kid, for Christmas I got one of those dolls whose hair sprouted from the crown of her head when you cranked her arm clockwise like a pencil sharpener. The first thing I wanted to do was…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Why Smartphones Are Pretty Much the Worst Boyfriends Ever

Why Smartphones Are Pretty Much the Worst Boyfriends Ever

Well, mine anyway. There is no shittier companion during a late-fall funk than my Blackberry Torch. It constantly wants to tell me if anyone has called, texted, Facebooked, Twittered, or e-mailed by flashing that little red notification light that feels…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Five Reasons We Love Cat Videos So F#$@!ing Much

Five Reasons We Love Cat Videos So F#$@!ing Much

Because way back in the day some enterprising young chap decided it would be a good idea to keep little tigers in our homes, we now have the evolutionary result of centuries of domestication: the house cat. They might be…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Halloween Endurance Test: Five Gory Horror Films in 36 Hours

Halloween Endurance Test: Five Gory Horror Films in 36 Hours

It's officially Halloween season, the only time of year over which I ferociously dork out. In a culture that not only fears but seems to willfully disregard death, I can't help but revel in a nationally recognized holiday that, beneath…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist All These Cats Need Either Therapy or Prison

All These Cats Need Either Therapy or Prison

Even though I'm only 28, I'm a burgeoning crazy cat lady who's not afraid to admit she loves -- and talks to -- her kitties. I'm also well aware that, if my death were to mirror what has become a…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist Best and Worst Hangover Cures from a Hungover Girl

Best and Worst Hangover Cures from a Hungover Girl

[Even though it's Wednesday morning, and she has a grown-up job, Angela Lutz is hungover. But functioning! To help show the rest of us how it's done, she penned this helpful list. Please note that this list has nothing…
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