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News, The Snitch S.F. Seen As Perfect Host City For Summer Olympics - in 2088

S.F. Seen As Perfect Host City For Summer Olympics - in 2088

Those who’ve lived here long enough might remember that San Francisco really, desperately wanted to host the 2016 Olympics. In 2005, then-Mayor Gavin Newsom put forth a bid that would have included the entire Bay Area participating in the mega-sporting…
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News, The Snitch Will SFPark Encourage Earth to Rise Up Against Its Human Foe?

Will SFPark Encourage Earth to Rise Up Against Its Human Foe?

As noted earlier on this page, San Francisco today launches a large-scale test of a new parking system whereby pavement-embedded sensors communicate with each other, a central computer, and parking meters in order to be able to raise prices when…
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News, The Snitch Legal Armageddon! Christians v. Pagans, the Final Battle -- At S.F. Superior Court

Legal Armageddon! Christians v. Pagans, the Final Battle -- At S.F. Superior Court

Locked in theological stuggle for millemnia, the belief systems of Paganism and Christianity have taken their rivalry to a higher authority -- the courts, according to names appearing on the docket at San Francisco Superior Court. Anna Marie Cross, along…
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News, The Snitch SF Cab 666 Escapes Exorcism: Desoto's Devil Hack Rolls On!

SF Cab 666 Escapes Exorcism: Desoto's Devil Hack Rolls On!

By Tyler Callister Last night, the San Francisco Taxicab Commission rejected cab driver Michael Byrne’s request to be freed from his unlucky cab number of 666. Byrne received Evil Cab number 666 last August and several people close to…
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