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Music, All Shook Down 10 Musician Fragrance Commercials That Make One Direction's Seem Totally Fine

10 Musician Fragrance Commercials That Make One Direction's Seem Totally Fine

It's alright, everybody. You can calm down and lay back inside the scent of manufactured-boy-band masculinity now, because the cheeky tykes of One Direction have a new fragrance out. A fragrance the band is choosing to advertise with this little…
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Music, All Shook Down Five Singers Who Will Perform for Anyone If the Price Is Right

Five Singers Who Will Perform for Anyone If the Price Is Right

In 1964, the Beatles gleefully declared: "I don't care too much for money/ Money can't buy me love." Wise words. But — it has to be noted — money sure can buy an awful lot of other things: private jets,…
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Music, All Shook Down Five Singers Who Don't Have Time For Your Body-Shaming Crap

Five Singers Who Don't Have Time For Your Body-Shaming Crap

Are you famous? Are you in possession of a vagina? And also a face that you sometimes put food in? If you answered a sadly resigned "Yes" to all of those questions, then there is a high likelihood that gossip…
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Music, All Shook Down Christina Does Britney, Gaga Does American Horror Story, Madonna Does Superhuman

Christina Does Britney, Gaga Does American Horror Story, Madonna Does Superhuman

“High five. You had to go up. And that’s the upper, upper echelon. I’m not even a hater. I give you a slap on the back, booty, everything. Do your thing! Good game!” Chris Brown is remarkably enthusiastic about…
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Music, All Shook Down Macklemore on White Privilege, Kanye on James Bond, and Christina Aguilera on a Rampage

Macklemore on White Privilege, Kanye on James Bond, and Christina Aguilera on a Rampage

“Hey guess what?” Paramore’s Hayley Williams and New Found Glory’s Chad Gilbert and are getting married. Congratulations, cutie-pies! (Twitter) “'Party in the USA' paid my rent for, like, three years.  Actually it was longer than that.” Jessie J on that catchy…
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Music, All Shook Down Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Have Beef. Don't Worry: Next Week It'll Be Two Other Ladies...

Taylor Swift and Katy Perry Have Beef. Don't Worry: Next Week It'll Be Two Other Ladies...

Yesterday, many many music and entertainment news shows and websites reported a brand new feud between Taylor Swift and Katy Perry. The story started with comments that Swift made in this month's Rolling Stone, where she cryptically talked about…
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Music, All Shook Down Why Did Lady Gaga Release Another Version of "Do What U Want"?

Why Did Lady Gaga Release Another Version of "Do What U Want"?

We've been ignoring Lady Gaga and R. Kelly's "Do What U Want" track for months now, based almost entirely on the fact that the phrase "Do what you want with my body" is one of the last things anyone should…
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Music, All Shook Down With Cassadee Pope, The Voice Has Anointed a True Star

With Cassadee Pope, The Voice Has Anointed a True Star

As it's done all season, The Voice dragged out its results show to a degree that was at best arduous and at worst excruciating. So, after two hours of performances from bus-loads of people -- including Rihanna (who had actual…
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Music, All Shook Down <i>The Voice</i> Finals, Part 1: Praise Be! It's Almost Over!

The Voice Finals, Part 1: Praise Be! It's Almost Over!

It's an unexpectedly somber start to the long-awaited finale of The Voice, with hosts, contestants and coaches all gathered for a heart-wrenching rendition of "Hallelujah." Each of them carries a card with the name and age of one of the…
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Music, All Shook Down The Voice Semi-Finals Recap: Team Blake For The Win! (Again)

The Voice Semi-Finals Recap: Team Blake For The Win! (Again)

Alright, kids. The end is in sight. All of Christina Aguilera's and Adam Levine's team members have been eliminated at this point, so everything comes down to the picks of either Blake Shelton or Cee-Lo Green. We like Team…
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Music, All Shook Down Billie Joe Armstrong Debuts on 'The Voice', Doesn't Say Much

Billie Joe Armstrong Debuts on 'The Voice', Doesn't Say Much

You won't be seeing a lot of Billie Joe Armstrong in person these days -- the Green Day singer is currently in rehab working on some substance abuse issues. But the Oakland rocker's pretaped appearances on NBC singing competition the…
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Music, Sizzle & Fizzle Sizzle & Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle & Fizzle: Highs and Lows from the Last Week in S.F. Music

Sizzle • At Slim's, folk singer William Elliott Whitmore alternately tore out our heart with his songwriting and made us laugh out loud with his banter. After performing the painful "Pine Box," the singer shouted "Fuck you, robot tuner!" at…
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Music, All Shook Down Christina Aguilera's "Your Body": Even Tackier Than "Dirrty"

Christina Aguilera's "Your Body": Even Tackier Than "Dirrty"

Remember when Christina Aguilera was all oily and gross and rolling around with her crotch out all the time? Talking about wanting to get "Dirrty" and stuff? And how depressing it was because she was so young? Well, new…
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Music, All Shook Down Christina Aguilera: The Latest Pop Star To Have Her Way With Marilyn Monroe's Image

Christina Aguilera: The Latest Pop Star To Have Her Way With Marilyn Monroe's Image

I should know better than to step within two time zones of Marilyn Monroe. She has a way of drawing the worst from writers of my gender. Stalwarts from Norman Mailer to Thomas Pynchon have embarrassed themselves, some at greater…
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Music, All Shook Down The Voice Finale Recap: Jermaine Paul Wins; Juliet Simms Was Robbed!

The Voice Finale Recap: Jermaine Paul Wins; Juliet Simms Was Robbed!

Over two shows last night and Monday, The Voice finally concluded and crowned a winner. As already discussed, we're weren't thrilled with the choices for finalists this year, but loved one of them (Juliet Simms) so much, we were willing…
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Music, All Shook Down <i>The Voice</i> Finale: Dear TV-Watching America, Chris Mann Is Too Dull Even For You

The Voice Finale: Dear TV-Watching America, Chris Mann Is Too Dull Even For You

Granted, the show is called The Voice, thus emphasizing contestants' ability to sing; and granted, Chris Mann can expertly render notes given to him on a sheet of music, which many others (probably including his coach, Christina Aguilera) can't do…
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Music, All Shook Down The Voice Recap: Relax Everybody -- Finalists Have Been Chosen

The Voice Recap: Relax Everybody -- Finalists Have Been Chosen

Last night, the finalists for NBC's The Voice were finally decided upon, and it was an odd show from the beginning. This thing started on a... really, really low note actually, with finalist from last year, Dia Frampton (should've won…
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Music, All Shook Down Taylor Momsen's The Pretty Reckless: The 7 Types of People Who Will Go See Them in San Francisco Tonight

Taylor Momsen's The Pretty Reckless: The 7 Types of People Who Will Go See Them in San Francisco Tonight

Tonight, ever-controversial rock 'n' rollers The Pretty Reckless are playing Bottom of the Hill. Say what you will about this quartet and its 18-year-old singer, Taylor Momsen -- they attract an audience way more diverse than most. In case you…
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Music, All Shook Down ABC Announces New Singing Competition; World Sighs

ABC Announces New Singing Competition; World Sighs

The last few weeks, we've been DVRing the shit out of the second season of The Voice to ensure we wouldn't miss a second. There is something thoroughly riveting about that show -- partly because of the concept (waiting to…
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Music, All Shook Down After <i>The Voice</i>, a New Respect for Christina Aguilera. Really.

After The Voice, a New Respect for Christina Aguilera. Really.

We've not always been very kind to Christina Aguilera on this blog. Last time we mentioned her, we accused her of being "wasted out of yodeling, gurning mind," for example. We may have also mentioned that, when Stripped came…
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