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News, Chem Tales Profiles in Boredom: Pot-Based Crimes are Generally Not Very Crimey

Profiles in Boredom: Pot-Based Crimes are Generally Not Very Crimey

Cops Investigate Weed Brownie The boys at the San Francisco Police Department crime lab had a tough cookie to deal with last year: a medical marijuana-infused edible that came complete with something a little extra, according to a citizen complaint.…
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News, The Snitch San Leandro Doctor Busted for Writing Illegal Vicodin Prescriptions to Undercover Agents

San Leandro Doctor Busted for Writing Illegal Vicodin Prescriptions to Undercover Agents

A San Leandro doctor has pleaded guilty to charges stemming from his decision to write illicit Vicodin prescriptions to undercover Drug Enforcement Agency (DEA) agents posing as patients addicted to the painkiller.Alameda County prosecutors say that Dr. Naim Katiby, 62,…
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Who's cuter: fuzzy kitties or Silly Pink skaters?

Why do we find fluffy fat things with big eyes cute (like kittens), but not creatures with sharp features and bony frames (like lobsters)? Some folks say it has to do with the way human infants look, all chubby and…
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The Dutch Ryan Seacrest helps save the day

Alone again, naturally. I sat in the corner by myself and drank an Anchor Steam. I counted 23 disco balls hanging over the bartender and watched the dating couples touch each other's butts. I was at the Supperclub on Harrison.…
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Drinking with the cat's meow

I've mentioned before that sometimes I envy heroin addicts. Not for the whole monkey-on-me-back-Trainspotting-flesh-eating-bacteria thang, but more for their ability-to-get-that-high-on-a-regular-basis thang. Devil be damned, they probably say, I'm shootin' up and going to my DMV appointment. I got a taste…
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