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News, The Snitch With Tim Lincecum Gone, Who is the Stoner's Favorite Giant?

With Tim Lincecum Gone, Who is the Stoner's Favorite Giant?

Beat the drum and hold the phone, the sun has come out every day this February — the month that baseball season officially begins. And it’s 2016, another even year for Giants fans. That means that not only are fans…
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News, Your Humble Narrator Freak Occurrences: We Can't Understand Tim Lincecum. But We Can Appreciate Him

Freak Occurrences: We Can't Understand Tim Lincecum. But We Can Appreciate Him

Baseball is a funny game. More than any American sport, it can be distilled into statistics and utterly divorced from flesh, blood, chin music, white home uniforms, road grays, grass, dirt, or clandestine beers smuggled into the ballpark in knee-high…
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No-No Explanation: Baseball's Remarkable No-Hit Binge Seems to Defy Mathematics

The ball sailed lazily through the temperate San Diego night and settled in Gregor Blanco's mitt. Tim Lincecum nonchalantly raised his right fist. He cracked a grin when Buster Posey grabbed him from behind and lifted him clean off the…
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Music, Bouncer Bouncer Contemplates Chickens and Casual Sex in Chinatown

Bouncer Contemplates Chickens and Casual Sex in Chinatown

A year ago I saw a chicken clucking along the curb on Stockton in Chinatown, an obvious escapee. I cheered! Then it hopped down into the street, and I watched in horror as it made for the center of the…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum Freaks Out Gavin Newsom's Kid

Tim Lincecum Freaks Out Gavin Newsom's Kid

Sergio Romo may look illegal. But, according to Montana Newsom, Tim Lincecum looks terrifying. The above image is making the rounds on the Internet. But it would seem none of the non-local rags have hit upon the possible rationale behind…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum Helps Really Sweet Elderly Dog Find a New Home

Tim Lincecum Helps Really Sweet Elderly Dog Find a New Home

While Tim Lincecum's pitching hasn't done much for the Giants as of late, he's managed to be a help to at least one member of the canine persuasion.You might have watched the game last week when Lincecum appeared on field…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist S.F. Giant Tim Lincecum Goes to Bat for Local Dog Charity

S.F. Giant Tim Lincecum Goes to Bat for Local Dog Charity

I have a soft spot for furry four-legged creatures, and so does the city of San Francisco. From our plentiful dog parks to the pooches you see in tow with their owners as they cruise our sidewalks, dogs are a…
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Dining, Eat Bottle Cap: This Eclectic Place Shouldn't Try to Fit In

Bottle Cap: This Eclectic Place Shouldn't Try to Fit In

Shaded by a row of tall cypresses and wedged between a dental practice and an all-you-can-eat sushi joint, nearly year-old Bottle Cap seemed a million miles away from the glitz and glamour going on across Washington Square at newly deemed…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum: Some Reassuring Stats

Tim Lincecum: Some Reassuring Stats

Wayward Giants ace Tim Lincecum's every-fifth-day shellackings have become a regular thing. Once a week, with certainty, a cavalcade of amateur psychology, pharmacology, and hand-wringing is released by Giants fans concerned that the trove of No. 55 gear they've invested…
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News, The Snitch Matt Cain: Giants Overpay for Quality

Matt Cain: Giants Overpay for Quality

The news that Giants stalwart right-hander Matt Cain is the new beneficiary of a five-year, $112.5 million contract extension will, inevitably, be greeted by analysis of whether the team overpaid or not. There are three ways to answer that: "Yes";…
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Culture, The Exhibitionist "The Art of Baseball" Exhibit Is a Lot More Than Just Giants' Rah-Rah

"The Art of Baseball" Exhibit Is a Lot More Than Just Giants' Rah-Rah

Baseball is a sport. It's also an art. And it's a cultural institution. All this keeps fans hanging on each year for 162 regular season games, two rounds of playoffs, and a World Series. Giants fans know this all too…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum Gets Fat, Stops Binging on In-N-Out Burgers

Tim Lincecum Gets Fat, Stops Binging on In-N-Out Burgers

Last year, Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum confessed to reporters that, despite his lanky appearance, he tends to feast on In-N-Out with serious regularity. And he doesn't just order the combo meal. Lincecum -- at 168 pounds -- would down three…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum Sued for Allegedly Trashing Mission Townhouse

Tim Lincecum Sued for Allegedly Trashing Mission Townhouse

Tim Lincecum's ex-landlord is suing the Giants pitcher, claiming he trashed his Mission District townhome, causing more than $200,000 in damages. According to the lawsuit, which was filed yesterday in San Francisco, Lincecum, better known as The Freak, broke plaintiff's…
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Dining, SFoodie Twelve Reasons Why We're Staying in San Francisco

Twelve Reasons Why We're Staying in San Francisco

We love San Francisco; that's why we're here. I have visited more than 50 countries and lived in four; I could live almost anywhere, and I choose here. It's a shame that all of San Francisco Chronicle columnist Carl Nolte's…
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News, The Snitch <i>The Franchise</i> Episode Six Recap: Searching for Answers

The Franchise Episode Six Recap: Searching for Answers

In conception, The Franchise is not a very complicated show -- it tells human interests stories in the context of the Giants season with a healthy dose of insider access. It's built for a large audience, and as such is…
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News, The Snitch Bryan Stow, Beaten Giants Fan, Coming Out of Coma

Bryan Stow, Beaten Giants Fan, Coming Out of Coma

Doctors are in the process of taking Bryan Stow, the Giants fan who was brutally beaten, out of his medically induced coma, media outlets are reporting. Stow, 42, has been in a coma at a Los Angeles hospital since the…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum Donates $25,000 to Bryan Stow Fund

Tim Lincecum Donates $25,000 to Bryan Stow Fund

Tim Lincecum is as good a person as he is a pitcher.  The San Francisco baseball superstar said he will donate $25,000 to help Giants fan Bryan Stow pay his medical bills, according to media reports. Stow, a father of…
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Giants Reality TV Show, 'The Franchise,' Coming to Showtime

READ OUR RECAP OF THE FIRST EPISODE OF THE FRANCHISE.In its brief existence as a genre, reality television has jumped the shark so many times, and in so many different ways, that they're scarcely worth mentioning. (Okay, okay: Our personal…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum's In-N-Out Binge

Tim Lincecum's In-N-Out Binge

Last year, Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum confessed to reporters that, despite his lanky appearance, he tends to feast on In-N-Out with serious regularity. And he doesn't just order the combo meal. Lincecum -- at 168 pounds -- would down three…
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News, The Snitch Tim Lincecum Has a Coffee Table Book?

Tim Lincecum Has a Coffee Table Book?

It might come as a surprise to folks that Giants ace Tim "The Freak" Lincecum is the subject of a coffee table book. It's much less surprising than, say, Lincecum's off-season pot bust. But perhaps equally as surprising as the…
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